Obnoxious arrogant schoolmates; how to show them their place.
If you're sure the offender is the next person to use the shower
luck and that person will be blue. Here's how: Go to the VET
some fairly large empty gelatin capsules, fill them with something
a dye used to dye clothes in the washing machine. Personally I
Blue, but then I'm a Scot. Purchase some plain gelatin at the grocery.
it up in hot water and after the surface becomes the least bit sticky
the capsule in and dry it with an hair dryer, repeat this several
Admittedly this part is a bit tricky.
Zip into the WC, carefully remove the shower head, pop a few capsules
pipe and replace the shower head. Then when the water flows at first no
color will flow, about the time your schoolmate gets soapy and closes
eyes -- well then the color will flow. OBTW There is no cure, it has to
wear off. Usually humility wears on at the same time.
Another outstanding trick is to sneak into the WC and stretch Saran
over the toilet bowl. Make a really neat job of it. This is best done
Friday or Saturday night. When the offender returns from a night of
that person will approach the white throne depending on their specific
degree of devotion, they may reverently kneel, respectfully stand or
sit in quiet spiritual contemplation. In any case they will be dazed
In rather cold damp climates I've found the early morning application
Super Glue to the appropriate door knob a few minutes before it will be
grasped is quite a bonding experience. As a person so joined as it
said, is usually in a state of undress the opportunities for contumely
opprobrium are virtually infinite.
offending person has been out drinking and is now abed and if
perchance a hand of the offender dangles from the bed, well, hummm.
small bowl with slightly cooled water, stack some stuff so you can sit
bowl on it and carefully immerse the offender's hand in the slightly
water... Beat a silent but hasty retreat. Shortly the offender will
realizing he had a liquid problem and now has to lay in it.
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